Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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