UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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