ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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