the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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