We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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