super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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