just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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