Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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