Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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