So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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