i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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