He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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