We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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