Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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