Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just found puke in my bra..
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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