So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I pour the whiskey from now on
I deserve this hangover.
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