my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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