I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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