I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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