You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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