just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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