So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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