WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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