We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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