Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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