love makes seman taste better
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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