Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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