I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
tell me about the fingering
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