You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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