we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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