your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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