I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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