Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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