hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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