Do you still have your period?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think my vagina is haunted
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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