No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im holly from the hills drunk
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
BRING THE BAGELS
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
