What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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