Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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