have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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