the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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