Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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