yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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