their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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