When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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