wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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