i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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