Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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