operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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