Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is the high leading the old right now
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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