you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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