I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok