is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The air taste purple.
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