He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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