I just made out with a guy for $7.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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