No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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