i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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