But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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